Every
day I wake up and check my Populi account… After all, I might have picked up
some more followers since last night when I checked last. Nope, still stuck at
three. Then I mentally prepare my outfit for the day. It's sunny, so I think a
fedora would be just the ticket to block all those harmful rays. Then I
carefully slip on my vest...unbutton a couple shirt buttons... and pull on my skinny jeans. No, I don’t skateboard,
or do any extreme sports, why would you ask a question like that? I just want
my legs to look like skateboarder legs. As I sling on my messenger bag, I turn
up my music. Lately, I’ve been really into these guys from Portland with sweet
neck beards. As I walk to class, I see another guy in a fedora and vest, but he
must attend one of the secular universities because he does not have 30 books
in his bag and he has a sleazy woman on his arm. For some reason all the pagan
guys who dress like me have really nasty looking women. It's really weird
because I am on the lookout for a good, upstanding Christian woman with a
passion for Augustine and cooking. As I walk, I massage my soul patch goatee
combo. I've been nurturing and caring for it for weeks and it is starting to
look really fly. Heading to class, I see that girl that cheered when I was
playing buckbuck and I wonder how good she is at cooking apple pie. Who knows,
some upstanding Christian woman might be impressed by my ninja skills when I
play in friendship square tonight. I'm pretty sure that whole game is a major
chick magnet.
Ghost Writer: Joseph Danielson Wintucket
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