Facebook status of the hour: Anyone want to come to my house and watch Bride Wars with me? I'll provide the snacks and drinks. You just come. :)
(Seen by 60 people) No comments or likes.
Lydia Ryan
Wednesday, September 26, 2012
Saturday, September 22, 2012
Chortles In The Hallway
Cute Boy: "The other day I couldn't find my pencil."
Girl: "Oh MY WORD! That is so funny! hahahahachortlecacklehaha!"
Cute Boy: "I finally found my pencil but I realized it was out of lead."
Girl: "You are hilarious! Are you serious? No way! hahaha!"
Cute Boy: "So I had to use a pen instead."
Girl: "Hahahasnorthaha!"
Maddie Fae
Girl: "Oh MY WORD! That is so funny! hahahahachortlecacklehaha!"
Cute Boy: "I finally found my pencil but I realized it was out of lead."
Girl: "You are hilarious! Are you serious? No way! hahaha!"
Cute Boy: "So I had to use a pen instead."
Girl: "Hahahasnorthaha!"
Maddie Fae
Monday, September 17, 2012
A Masculine Perspective
Every
day I wake up and check my Populi account… After all, I might have picked up
some more followers since last night when I checked last. Nope, still stuck at
three. Then I mentally prepare my outfit for the day. It's sunny, so I think a
fedora would be just the ticket to block all those harmful rays. Then I
carefully slip on my vest...unbutton a couple shirt buttons... and pull on my skinny jeans. No, I don’t skateboard,
or do any extreme sports, why would you ask a question like that? I just want
my legs to look like skateboarder legs. As I sling on my messenger bag, I turn
up my music. Lately, I’ve been really into these guys from Portland with sweet
neck beards. As I walk to class, I see another guy in a fedora and vest, but he
must attend one of the secular universities because he does not have 30 books
in his bag and he has a sleazy woman on his arm. For some reason all the pagan
guys who dress like me have really nasty looking women. It's really weird
because I am on the lookout for a good, upstanding Christian woman with a
passion for Augustine and cooking. As I walk, I massage my soul patch goatee
combo. I've been nurturing and caring for it for weeks and it is starting to
look really fly. Heading to class, I see that girl that cheered when I was
playing buckbuck and I wonder how good she is at cooking apple pie. Who knows,
some upstanding Christian woman might be impressed by my ninja skills when I
play in friendship square tonight. I'm pretty sure that whole game is a major
chick magnet.
Ghost Writer: Joseph Danielson Wintucket
Thursday, September 13, 2012
Thoughts on the Upcoming Ball
Every young woman needs this list of helpful heartening hints for the
hard times in life. Especially the difficult and disheartening dilemmas in
which you are just not sure if anyone likes you. Can you think of anything
worse than the feeling that not one guy has a crush on you? There is a no fail
method to encourage your naturally humble female mind through these spiritually
turbulent times. This is to interpret every male action as specifically
directed toward you. You can practice this in everyday life. Take walking down
the street, for instance, if a cute guy walks by you, looks at you and smiles,
you could take this to mean that he likes you. However, if he does not, just
tell yourself that he was too overtaken by your beauty to even look at you. Now
you might be one of those girls who always gets whistled at. If so you've got
it made. If not, do not worry; all is not lost. Interpret this to mean that you
are not a slut and (only slutty girls get whistled at.) These are general instances. For specific
instances, say school dances, there are still ways. The Ball always
begins with the grand march. If you are singled out for this dance, then
do not be offended because you think it is the most boring. He most likely
asked you because it was the first dance and he wanted to hold your hand for a
long time and talk (awkwardly) with you. Next will be the virginia reel (yes
the fun one). If he asked you for this one he definitely thinks you're cool. It
might be going too far to say he likes you. The next one is a mixer, the scottish
polka, this one is nigh impossible to justify being asked to dance. The
only thing I can say is to just hope he is a clueless dork and didn't realize
it was a mixer. The posties jig is even more fun than the virginia reel.
If you are singled out for this one, you can be satisfied....he may even ask
you to marry him next. If you are not...well...just assume he got stuck in an
awkward eye contact exchange with another girl and felt it was rude not to ask
her. He is a chivalrous man...go for him! I won't get into discussing waltzes,
because that is far to touchy for any christian school...I mean, you may
as well get married!
Ghost Writer: Heather Lorraine
Thursday, September 6, 2012
I hate it when guys do that...
"Guess what happened today?"
"WHAT?!"
"A guy honked at me."
"Oh my word."
"And do you wanna know what else happened at me?"
"What?"
"A guy in a Uhaul truck whistled at me."
"Wow."
"I know... it was super annoying."
"Yeah..."
"And do you wanna know what else happened?"
"What?"
"A dude on a bike almost crashed when he rode by me..."
"Wow..."
"I know... I hate it when guys do that."
Lydia Ryan
"WHAT?!"
"A guy honked at me."
"Oh my word."
"And do you wanna know what else happened at me?"
"What?"
"A guy in a Uhaul truck whistled at me."
"Wow."
"I know... it was super annoying."
"Yeah..."
"And do you wanna know what else happened?"
"What?"
"A dude on a bike almost crashed when he rode by me..."
"Wow..."
"I know... I hate it when guys do that."
Lydia Ryan
Monday, September 3, 2012
Teenage Prep
After
church today some of the preschoolers were causing a ruckus, those cute
little urchins. I could see they just needed a little godly attention
to their baptisms, so I set each one of them on my knee and chanted the
entire Heidelberg Catechism aloud with them, adding hand motions. Then I
taught the whole group to sing along to Bach's *St. Matthew's Passion*. Gearing up to be a mom myself someday!
Ghost Writer (Chris Schlect)
Ghost Writer (Chris Schlect)
Sunday, September 2, 2012
Brown Paper Bag Lunches
This week I decided to bless my dear father by making his lunches everyday.
Day 1: peanut butter and jelly sandwich, apple, oatmeal raisin cookie in a brown paper bag
Day 2: ham and cheese sandwich, freshly picked orange from my backyard orange tree, homemade power bar, water bottle in a brown paper bag
Day 3: BLT on toasted bread, strawberry banana smoothie, walnut arugula salad, chocolate mocha mousse pie in a brown paper bag
Day 4: a whole chicken marinated in bbq orange sauce, homemade stuffing, crescent rolls, chicken broccoli soup, mexican rice, a side of fettuccine, hot chocolate in a thermos in a brown paper bag
Day 5: freshly roasted lamb on a spit, three loaves of bread, steak, linguine pasta with grated parmesan, lobster, a slice of very cherry berry merry cake, a bottle of vintage wine in a brown paper bag
Day 6: a thanksgiving turkey with buttermilk mashed potatoes, my famous whole wheat baguettes, freshly churned butter to go with the bread, escargot, creme brulee, baked alaska, a fresh cup of coffee, and a hand stitched lace doily lining the brown paper bag
Day 7: It was Sunday, so I prepared a Christmas feast for my family then did the dishes
maddie fae
Day 1: peanut butter and jelly sandwich, apple, oatmeal raisin cookie in a brown paper bag
Day 2: ham and cheese sandwich, freshly picked orange from my backyard orange tree, homemade power bar, water bottle in a brown paper bag
Day 3: BLT on toasted bread, strawberry banana smoothie, walnut arugula salad, chocolate mocha mousse pie in a brown paper bag
Day 4: a whole chicken marinated in bbq orange sauce, homemade stuffing, crescent rolls, chicken broccoli soup, mexican rice, a side of fettuccine, hot chocolate in a thermos in a brown paper bag
Day 5: freshly roasted lamb on a spit, three loaves of bread, steak, linguine pasta with grated parmesan, lobster, a slice of very cherry berry merry cake, a bottle of vintage wine in a brown paper bag
Day 6: a thanksgiving turkey with buttermilk mashed potatoes, my famous whole wheat baguettes, freshly churned butter to go with the bread, escargot, creme brulee, baked alaska, a fresh cup of coffee, and a hand stitched lace doily lining the brown paper bag
Day 7: It was Sunday, so I prepared a Christmas feast for my family then did the dishes
maddie fae
Status Update
Baking, courting, running, chatting, smiling, eating, flirting, volleyballing, walking, snorkeling, drinking, burping, slurping, baking, chirping, barking, typing, working, emailing, copying, scanning, meeting, greeting, buying, starbucksing, shopping, baking, creeping, stalking, boating, swimming, listening, talking, tennising, facebooking, chortling, cuddling, texting, baking, four squaring, sweating, pony tailing, drawing, doodling, judging, misspelling, yawning, gallivanting, reading, writing, baking, solving, pondering, struggling, weeping, sweeping, scrubbing, lifting, singing, building, financing, cropping, shooting, sleeping, winning, baking, updating. GOOD DAY.
Lydia May
Lydia May
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)