this. guy. #thisguy
I just wanna give a shoutout to this guy because #christmasbreak.
this guy is my rock. this guy is my better half. just can't imagine life without this guy.
This guy. That face. Those eyes. These blessings.
I have been abundantly blessed by this sacramental stache. #stachegram#stachelove
This guy's love makes me blossom afresh every day.
#blessedwiththebest#tagsfordays#tagsforlikes
s/o to this guy for being there for me.
s/o to this guy for figuring me out.
s/o to this guy for being a beautiful testament in my life.
s/o to this guy for always buying me Starbux because #mondays.
#2moredays #hunk #chizzled #this #guy #boy #nodistance #nomorecountdowns #waitingpatiently #handsome
#smilingfromtheinsideout
-Maddie Fae and Lydia May
Bounding In The Land Of Domesticity
Striving for Marriage
Wednesday, December 30, 2015
Friday, November 15, 2013
Tuesday, September 10, 2013
#its#a#fresh#life
Freshman Guest Writer!
Hey. I’m Calvin. It’s been four weeks since I got to the 'scow,
and I’ve been making good friends here, like Zoe, Cat, Kari, Marie, Chase, and Hrothgar and
we’ve been having some EPIC times. Speaking of which I’m wearing Kari’s hoodie from
when we were smoking at the arboretum a couple nights ago and I was cold. Haha,
awkward. #somuchfun
I kind of came to this school to escape jocks, but they’re swarming here. I don’t get along with
people whose thighs are thicker than my torso. But here they are, bro-ing it up
on the rugby pitch and building masculine relationships without me. #secureinmyways. It’s such a
military, gung-ho culture. Pass. Testosterone is great, but it actually makes
you hairy and prone to coronary disease. I’m fine with not having as much of it
as them. And stop asking me to play
rugby. People get injured playing rugby. I don’t even own gym shorts and quite
honestly most sports are for people with fewer brain cells than me.
There are girls here who take really, really good good
pictures of themselves. I’ve made
friends with them basically so that they will take more pictures of me #lovethyselfie. I feel
a little guilty, but some of my outfits should really be making the rounds on
style blogs. I honestly don’t think that’s pride saying that. It’s important to
be truthful. It’s hard for me not to reach the conclusion that I’m just more
aesthetically Christ-like than everyone else. #bejealous
Man, people get really uptight here about girls and
“protecting them.” It’s like every time I date anyone, it’s this huge pastoral
situation. I think Cat likes me but I also think Angelina might too. Zoe and I
went out a couple times but…you know, shtuff. My plan is not to “pick” one girl now, but to
just get close to all of them and really find out where their hearts are. Kari
might like me too.
Last night I sat between Kari and Angelina while we watched Django Unchained and I think Cat was a
little, um, peeved at me. I seriously do not try to “single her out” but it
kind of happens. Girls misinterpret what I say and do so much. It’s like, yes, we
took a three hour walk and talked about life and I might have held your hand;
no, that does mean I’m going to call your Dad tomorrow. I have to think
these things through, ya know?
Yeah, school is really
tough. Between skimming Aristotle and price-comparing cardigans online #timeforfallcolors
#yay, I just don’t have time for all these Bible studies and singing. When do
these people get their homework done? Latin is so hard, Cat and I stayed up
till 4 AM drilling verbs at Monica’s house. The Latin prof eats broken glass most
meals and judges me for wearing jeans.
Well, I better sign off. My favorite jeans are pretty tight
when I sit down #whywearjeansthattouchyourshoes? So tonight I’m gonna stay standing up, maybe take a long walk
with ma peoplezz. Gotta remember to get smokes at the Corner Market first.
Camel Wides, American Spirits, or Marlboro Southern Cut? I go back and forth.
Also I go back and forth on which upperclassmen I invite to the stuff we do,
because only some of them will buy us beer.
#word.
#wordywordwordword
#instaword #instain and #instaOUT
-Freshie Guest Writer
Thursday, February 14, 2013
Love is in the Air
Ladies,
Do you suffer from the increasing fear of having flowers delivered to yourself every Valentine's Day? Do you share the two-for-one special at La Casa Lopez with your mom? Did you have a Galentine? Yes you did. And you know you need a Sampson to tear down the pillars of your loneliness.
Lydia May and Maddie Fae are here to provide you with our no fail five step plan to snatching up your man.
1. Grab a baby. Any baby. Walk past your man with this baby at church.
2. Grab a baby. Different baby. Take a pic of you smooching this baby and post it on Facebook.
3. Do your research. You never know when his favorite NCAA team will come up in conversation.
4. Constantly smell of freshly baked apple pie. It is the musk of a future wife.
5. The way to a man's heart is through his stomach. DOMESTICITY. LET IT BOUND.
And men, does your diet consist of Mac and Cheese and Poptarts? Do your dishes stack up for weeks at a time? Do you even use dishes? Or do you just use old pizza boxes? Have you worn the same pair of mismatched socks for the last week? You need a woman's tender loving care. Here is the precarious path to a woman's heart:
1. When you go running (every day) be sure to pass the houses of all the single girls you know.
2. Invest in a good hair product. The sharper the hair the prettier the girl.
3. Only play sports you are good at.
4. Constantly smell of cigars. It is the musk of champions.
5. A note will melt her heart. Flowers will make her swoon. Chocolate will make her fat.
Saturday, January 26, 2013
Wednesday, January 2, 2013
To Court Or Not To Court Part 2
Dear Lydia May,
A superb opportunity has arisen in my new found love life. I
no longer have to consider Mr. Unsportsy-Vivaldi-Living With His Parents-Suitor
because yesterday A Hotty Lamotty With a Naughty Body declared his interest in
me. I know his GPA falls a little short of 1.5 and his summer job weeding his
grandmother’s garden doesn’t bring in a large fortune…but I’m pretty sure he
has a four foot vertical and he can do a double back flip off of a skate
board ramp. Seriously. Hot stuff…I could probably fry my morning omelet on his
platform abs.
He might not be so great right now, but he could have
potential. I have caught him once or twice staring at his reflection on his
computer screen during class…but nevertheless he called – and I am flattered.
What are your thoughts?
Wanting Wisdom and To See Him Do His Back Flip,
Maddie Fae
___________________________________________
Dearest Maddie Fae,
I have been in many a situation of yearning and thirst for a
man with broad shoulders and good stature, a man that catches a line drive with
the fierceness of a lion pouncing on its prey, a man that glides down the
mountain gracefully as a swan with skis. Alas, my thirst has not been quenched.
But may the waters of good looks and athleticism wash over you and your future
offspring. That is the greatest blessing of all: to have extremely good looking
children who can be the star player in every high school sport. And may I
conclude with the wise words of Jane Austen, “Stupid men are the only ones
worth knowing after all…” So Maddie Fae, go for that stallion of a man…
For your children’s sake,
Lydia May
Monday, December 17, 2012
To Court Or Not To Court
Dear Lydia May,
I am in an extremely heart wrenching situation. There is this guy...
He's not very attractive and he could stand to lose a few.
Sometimes I see him in the library bobbing his head to the beat of Vivaldi blaring in his ear buds.
He lives with his parents and his mother picks him up from school every day.
Every time I play volleyball with him he kind of bounds toward the ball and does this strange thrusting with his hands...but he seems to miss it every time...??
The other day he called my father and said he was interested in me. What should I do?
I want to COURT...because all my friends are. And I'm scared because I'm only a sophomore and no one has called yet. What if he is my only chance?
With Yearning For Prudence And A Husband,
Maddie Fae
__________________________
Dear Maddie Fae,
I understand that this is an awkward time in your life. To court or not to court is always the question in a budding, Christian woman's life.
This is my response. COURT. If a man has made his declaration in content (and not form) and has singled you out to be the companion of his future life, I would take advantage of this once (or maybe a few times for me) in a lifetime opportunity. Since his feelings will no longer be repressed and he has ardently told you how much he admires and loves you, you should therefore, COURT!!
It is the duty of a woman to bind herself to a man in matrimony as soon as possible!
I hope you take heed of my wisdom.
A Hearty Farewell My Bosom Friend,
Lydia May
I am in an extremely heart wrenching situation. There is this guy...
He's not very attractive and he could stand to lose a few.
Sometimes I see him in the library bobbing his head to the beat of Vivaldi blaring in his ear buds.
He lives with his parents and his mother picks him up from school every day.
Every time I play volleyball with him he kind of bounds toward the ball and does this strange thrusting with his hands...but he seems to miss it every time...??
The other day he called my father and said he was interested in me. What should I do?
I want to COURT...because all my friends are. And I'm scared because I'm only a sophomore and no one has called yet. What if he is my only chance?
With Yearning For Prudence And A Husband,
Maddie Fae
__________________________
Dear Maddie Fae,
I understand that this is an awkward time in your life. To court or not to court is always the question in a budding, Christian woman's life.
This is my response. COURT. If a man has made his declaration in content (and not form) and has singled you out to be the companion of his future life, I would take advantage of this once (or maybe a few times for me) in a lifetime opportunity. Since his feelings will no longer be repressed and he has ardently told you how much he admires and loves you, you should therefore, COURT!!
It is the duty of a woman to bind herself to a man in matrimony as soon as possible!
I hope you take heed of my wisdom.
A Hearty Farewell My Bosom Friend,
Lydia May
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